Complaint Number: 123456
Customer Name: Jane Doe
Product: Microwave
Issue: It won't stop trying to turn into a toaster.
Cause of Issue: I think it was the 80s.
Actions Taken:
- Called in a exorcist.
- Taped a rubber chicken to the window.
- Held a séance.
It's getting weird. I think it's possessed.
Maybe we should just stick to the toaster.
Can you please help?
Best, Jane
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