Our Clowns' Phone Number:

1-800-CLOWNS-HERE

Call us for:

• Emergency clown services (e.g., balloon tie-ups, squirt gun refills)
• Clown car rentals (up to 12 clowns per vehicle)
• Clown-themed therapy sessions (because who needs actual therapy, anyway?)

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