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Are you tired of living in a world without a working toaster that also plays the trombone? Do you dream of a vacuum cleaner that also functions as a decent hairpiece?

Our Most Popular Models

Toaster Trombone 9000 - A toaster that not only toasts bread to a perfect golden brown, but also plays the trombone with uncanny skill.
Vacu-Hair 3000 - Our vacuum cleaner that doubles as a decent hairpiece, because who needs a comb when you have suction?
TV/DVD Player 5000 - A television that also plays DVDs, because who needs a separate player when you can just watch cat videos on your TV?

Customer Testimonials

"I bought the Toaster Trombone 9000 and it changed my life!" - Bob

"I'm still trying to get the hair out of my vacuum, but I'll get there eventually..." - Sarah

"I bought 5 of the TV/DVD Players 5000 and I'm still trying to figure out how to use them all at once..." - John

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