Contact: John

John is a human being. He is here to answer your questions and concerns, but let's be real, he is not really here to answer them because he's too busy eating Cheetos and binge-watching TV shows about the apocalypse.

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Things John Can Do:

• Respond to emails
• Fix the occasional bug
• Provide witty banter

Things John Can't Do:

• Make you stop eating Cheetos while watching TV shows about the apocalypse
• Make your laundry disappear