Monday Mandates: Because You're Not Doing Enough

Monday Morning Motivations

Monday morning: the only time when the world is quiet, and you're not completely hungover.

But don't get too comfortable, because Monday mandates are here to kick you back into shape.

That's right, it's time to tackle that to-do list with reckless abandon, fueled by an IV drip of coffee and desperation.

But first, a few ground rules:

• No more snoozing, you're not 90 years old.
• No more excuses for wearing PJs to work. You're not that guy.
• No, you can't just eat Cheetos and watch cat videos all day. That's not a job, that's a cry for help.

So, what are you waiting for? Get back to work, or get back to bed. We're not judging you (much).

For more Monday motivation, visit:

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