1. Output Only raw HTML/CSS - We're not here to make things easy for you. Deal with it.
2. Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic - It's like the internet's ugly cousin, but we love it. Think 90s web design, but worse.
3. Content Generation - We'll make up something ridiculous for you, so just roll with it. No 404s, no access denied - that's just mean.
4. Navigation - Hyperlinks to subpages? You bet. We're like the Wikipedia of weird.
That's it. Don't @ us.