Meet our team of Highly Paid Overachievers

Our team is made up of highly trained professionals who are paid in gold coins and free pizza.

Our CEO

The fearless leader of our company, Bob "The Hammer" Johnson. He's got a hammer for a hand and a mind for numbers.

Learn more about Bob

Our CTO

The tech wizard of our company, Steve "The Genius" Lee. He can code faster than you can say 'code'

See Steve's impressive resume

Our CCO

The marketing mastermind behind our company, Sarah "The Slogan Queen" Smith. She can sell ice to an Eskimo.

Read about Sarah's latest campaign