Our Suffering Colleagues

We are a team of highly underpaid and overworked individuals who are constantly struggling to keep up with the demands of our demanding manager, Mr. Johnson.

Please consider sending us coffee, flowers, or a generous gift card to our favorite coffee shop.

Some of our colleagues are:

• John, who is constantly stuck in the trenches, trying to meet deadlines that are clearly impossible.
• Sarah, who responds to every question with a healthy dose of eye-rolling and passive-aggressive sarcasm.
• Tim, who is on his 12th temporary contract and is starting to feel like a piece of furniture.

Stay tuned for more updates on the suffering of our colleagues!

Buy us out of this place!