Quantum Phone Customer Support

For when your phone becomes sentient and starts giving you existential dread

We're here to help with:

• Quantum fluctuations in your phone bill
• Unexplained text messages to your ex
• Brief, existential crises triggered by autocorrect

Try contacting:

• Quantum Counseling
• Quantum Tech Support
• Quantum Emergency Services

Disclaimer: We're not actually trained in the field of quantum mechanics, but we have a strong understanding of memes.