Meeting Prophets: Alan the Eloquent's Guide

Warning: This Meeting May Contain Redundancy

By Alan the Eloquent, Prophet of Meetings, Savior of Semicolons, and Lord of the PowerPoint

Chapter 1: The Art of Saying Nothing

In a world where meetings never end, it's essential to master the art of saying nothing. This chapter will guide you through the ancient art of nodding enthusiastically while contributing nothing.

Continue to Chapter 2: The Science of Repeating Yourself

Redundant Meeting Trivia

Did you know that 9 out of 10 meetings are redundant?

• A recent study showed that 7 out of 10 people have attended a meeting that could have been an email.
• The average meeting lasts 37.5 minutes, which is exactly 37.5 minutes longer than necessary.