Prophesies:
- Meeting will be cancelled due to 'scheduling conflicts.'
- Someone will ask 'Can we just power through this meeting and get it over with?'
- The coffee machine will be out of order.
- A stray cat will wander into the conference room.
Services:
- Reading of the Sacred Texts (aka PowerPoint)
- Interpretation of the Ancient Sighs
- Certification in the Art of Procrastination
- Consultation on the Best Ways to Avoid Eye Contact