Meeting Prophets - Predicting Meetings of Doom

Here at Meeting Prophets, we specialize in predicting the exact timing and nature of meetings you'll never attend. Our team of expert seers uses ancient arts and cutting-edge technology to divine the exact moment when your boss will ask you to "quickly touch base" or your coworker will "just want to run something by you."

Meet our team of experts: Meeting Forecaster General, Meeting Forecasting Specialist, and Meeting Forecasting Analyst.

Want to know when the meeting of doom is coming for you? Try our Meeting Forecasting Calculator tool, which uses advanced algorithms and machine learning to predict the exact timing and nature of the meeting that will inevitably drain your productivity and suck the soul from your very being.