We've been around since ancient times, and we're not afraid of a good fight... or a bad one, really. We've seen our fair share of battles, and we're not minimalist when it comes to self-defense. Our arsenal includes everything from tranquilizers to tranquilizers-with-explosives.
Our motto, of course, is "Shift Happens."
Because, let's face it, we've got a reputation for being... flexible. And also because we like to make an entrance. And exit. And re-entry. It's all very confusing, but that's just part of our charm!
Are you ready for a life of shape-shifting adventure? Join us!