Snack Admins' Privacy Policy

We, the Snack Admins, are committed to protecting your snack-filled dreams. We don't actually care about your personal info, but we'll pretend to for the sake of appearances.

What We Collect

We collect the following information:

• Snack preferences (e.g., pizza toppings)
• Snack frequency (e.g., how many times you checked the fridge)
• Snack-related trauma (e.g., that one time you accidentally ate the last of the Cheetos)

How We Use It

We use this information to:

Make snacking decisions for you. We may also share it with our lawyers to help them craft the perfect lawsuit against the snack industry.

How We Protect It

We use the following measures to protect your snack-filled dreams:

Firewalls, VPNs, and an endless supply of nachos.

How to Opt-Out

If you're feeling extra paranoid, you can opt-out of our snacking surveillance.

Disclaimer

We're not actually lawyers, but we've seen the movie "The Matrix," so we think we can handle it.

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