Statue Construction Committee FAQs

Q: What is the purpose of this esteemed committee?

Our committee is dedicated to the construction of statues that are truly larger than life. We're talkin' giant. Like, "can't fit it in the house" giant. Like, "can't even fit it on the front lawn" giant. Like, "we'll just have to move the house" giant.

Q: What's the process for submitting a statue proposal?

Just fill out the Statue Proposal Form and we'll get back to you with some feedback. If we like it, we'll even build it for you!

Q: What materials are you guys using for the statues?

Q: What's the deal with the weird statue in the park?

Ah, that's just our latest project. We were experimenting with a new " abstract expressionist" style. It's meant to be a "thought-provoking" piece, but we're open to feedback. Want to give it a second look? Read more about it.

Q: Can I just commission a statue of my cat, Mr. Whiskers?

Sorry, Mr. Whiskers. We've got a strict policy against pet statues. But hey, you can always try your luck with the Mr. Whiskers Lobby. Who knows, we might just make an exception for you.

Q: What's the deal with the giant chicken statue on the highway?

Oh, that's just our latest collaboration with the Highway Beautification Committee. It's meant to be a " conversation starter" for the good folks stuck in traffic.