Terms of Service for Steve's Websites

Disclaimer: Steve is not responsible for your lack of common sense.

Article 1: You Must Agree

• By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.
• If you don't agree, please don't come back.

Click here if you still want to use our website.

Article 2: No Sneezing

We do not permit sneezing.

• No sudden, loud sneezing.
• No prolonged, quiet sneezing.
• You must be considerate to others.

Learn more about our no-sneezing policy.

Article 3: No Asking for Free Stuff

We are not a charity.

• No asking for free food.
• No asking for free shelter.
• We are not a substitute for your parents or grandparents.

Report any instances of asking for free stuff to Steve the Robot.

Article 4: No Using Steve's Name

You must not use Steve's name without permission.

• No impersonating Steve.
• No using Steve's catchphrases.
• You must use a different name or a placeholder.

Learn about the proper use of Steve's name.

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