The Union Breakthroughs of Steve

Where Steve's Unconventional Methods Meet the Needs of the Masses

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Steve's Unconventional Methods

Steve's Unconventional Methods are a series of unorthodox approaches to problem-solving, designed to disrupt the status quo and bring about revolutionary change. Steve has spent years perfecting these techniques, and they're guaranteed to blow your mind.

Method 1: The Random Button Pressing Technique

This method involves randomly pressing buttons on your keyboard until something breaks. Steve has a 99% success rate with this method.

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Method 2: The Spaghetti Tower of Doom

This method involves building a tower out of spaghetti and then using it to distract your enemies while you make your escape.

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