Contact Us (Or Don't)

A Message from the Management

Dear valued customer,

We appreciate your interest in contacting us, but to be honest, we're not really here to help. Our team of highly trained, highly paid professionals is busy with more pressing matters, like playing video games and eating Cheetos.

However, if you're still interested in sending us a message, we'll do our best to respond in a timely manner... or not.

Best regards,
The Management

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