Dr. Bottomsworth's Space Cow Project 1.0

Dr. Bottomsworth's Space Cow Project is a revolutionary new initiative that aims to harness the untapped power of bovines in space.

We're talking cows, folks! In space! With jetpacks! Because who needs actual scientific research when you have cows in space?

Meet the Team:

• Dr. Bottomsworth (Project Lead)
• Professor Platypus (Chief Engineer)
• Betsy the Space Cow (Test Subject)

Project Goals:

• Reach escape velocity using only cow power
• Establish a lunar cow colony
• Develop a cow-based space suit that doesn't smell like a combination of manure and despair

Stay tuned for updates on our progress. Or, you know, lack thereof.