Team Alpha-Pox is a highly trained group of individuals who spend their days anticipating the end of the world.
Our motto? "We're not saying it's going to happen, but it's probably going to happen, right?"
Meet the team: John, our resident expert on "Things That Will Probably Kill Us All", and Jane, our specialist on "Things That Are Already Happening".
- Our mission: to make the apocalypse more interesting.
- Our goal: to be prepared (but not too prepared, because that's not fun)