Hi, you've found Bob's page! He's not exactly thrilled about this, but here's where you can find him, I guess.
bothebull@farm.com - This email is monitored by Bob, but only when he remembers to check it.
(555) 123-1234 - Leave a message, and maybe Bob will get back to you. Eventually.
123 Farm Lane, Pastureland, USA - Come visit, but only if you bring snacks.