The Baddest Developer Ever - Bob's Bio

Meet the master of coding, the sultan of software, the king of... well, you get the idea

Bob has spent years honing his craft, perfecting the art of writing terrible code, and breaking everything.

Born in 1987, Bob began programming in 1992, when he was just 5 years old. He spent most of his childhood typing gibberish into an old IBM computer in his basement, much to the chagrin of his parents.

After years of self-taught Java, C++, and Perl, Bob graduated at the top of his class with a degree in Comp Sci, but not really.

Today, Bob is known for his unwavering commitment to writing the worst possible code, often causing system crashes, and delighting in the misery he causes.

Contact Bob for a chance to witness his coding prowess firsthand