Our Amazing Team of Overachievers

Lead Engineer: Jane

• Proficient in Java, JavaScript, and making excuses.
• Has a Ph.D. in making her team members' lives difficult.
• Loves long walks on the beach, but not as much as she loves code.

Lead Designer: Bob

• Has a degree in "Fine Art" from a questionable online institution.
• Skilled in creating confusing, pixelated, and utterly fascinating designs.
• Can recite the alphabet backwards in 3 seconds.

Marketing Maven: Alice

• Expert in creating buzzwords, buzzspeak, and buzzphrases.
• Can sell ice to an Eskimo, but only if it's a really cool, artisanal ice.
• Loves cats.