John is the fearless leader of this operation, and by "operation" we mean the entire website. He's the one who makes sure the coffee machine is always stocked and the server is always running.
When not busy ruling the digital realm, John enjoys playing video games, eating Cheetos, and yelling at the cat.
Meet Mike, the Other Guy Meet Jane, the Girl Who Actually Does the Work Meet Chris, the Guy Who Writes the Checks and Balances