Fun Facts About John Doe:
John Doe was born on a Tuesday.
He has a pet chicken named Cluck Norris.
His favorite color is plaid.
He can recite the entirety of "The Big Lebowski" from memory.
He once held the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching cat videos.
John Doe's Interests
He enjoys collecting antique door knobs.
He has a collection of 37 vintage toasters.
He is a competitive snail trainer.
John Doe's Awards
In 2019, he won the "Most Likely to be Found in the Fridge at 3am" award.
He was awarded a certificate of participation in the 2020 "Extreme Ironing Competition".