Time Traders FAQ

Q: What is Time Trading?

A: Time trading is a legitimate business where we trade years of your life for material possessions. It's like a barter system, but with time.

Q: How does it work?

A: We use a complex algorithm to calculate the temporal value of your life. It's like a game of temporal economics, but with more lawyers.

Q: What kind of possessions can I trade for time?

A: Anything from a toaster to a spaceship. Just kidding, it's actually just a toaster. And maybe a toaster.

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