Section 1: The Terms of Service That Will Change Your Life
By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms of service:
- Don't touch the king (our server).
- Don't look at the source code (we're not proud of it).
- You must use a browser that supports the color #ff0000 (we can't help you with that).
By not following these terms, you will be subject to the following punishments:
- We will judge you.
- We will make fun of you in front of your friends.
- We will not provide you with a cookie, but you will still be able to access the website.