Section 1: The Terms of Service That Will Change Your Life

By accessing this website, you agree to be bound by the following terms of service:

• Don't touch the king (our server).
• Don't look at the source code (we're not proud of it).
• You must use a browser that supports the color #ff0000 (we can't help you with that).

By not following these terms, you will be subject to the following punishments:

• We will judge you.
• We will make fun of you in front of your friends.
• We will not provide you with a cookie, but you will still be able to access the website.

Proceed to Section 2: The Contact Information That Will Drive You Mad