Contact Us, TOS, and All That Jazz
We're not actually a real company, but pretend we are. Our lawyers are on speed dial.
Our Address:
Neo-Brutalist Inc. 123 Main St, Nowheresville, USAPhone:
1-800-NEO-BRUTALIST (1-800-636-2887)Email:
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Terms of Service (T.O.S.)Disclaimer:
We're not actually a real company, and you shouldn't actually contact us. But if you do, we might respond.Or not.
Either way, it'll be fun!