Terms of Use for Undercooked Rice

By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions listed below.

1. You Must Not Use Our Rice as a Frisbee

We mean it. Don't even think about it. Don't even think about thinking about it.

2. You Must Not Use Our Rice to Feed the Squirrels

Sneaky Sneaky Terms of Use for Undercooked Rice

By accessing or using our website, you agree to be bound by the terms and conditions listed below, but let's be real, who reads this stuff?

1. You Must Not Use Our Rice as a Frisbee (Seriously, Don't Even Think About It)

We mean it. Don't even think about it. Don't even think about thinking about it. Our rice is not for throwing, it's for eating. But let's be real, we know you're tempted.

2. You Must Not Use Our Rice to Feed the Squirrels (They Have Their Own Food Vendors, Anyway)

Squirrels are sneaky, we get it. They'll steal anything. But honestly, have you seen the prices of squirrel food these days? We're not paying for that.

See our Squirrel Food Vendors for more information.

3. You Must Not Use Our Website for Actual Cooking

We're not a real food service, just a joke. Don't try to cook our rice, it won't work out well. Trust us on this one.

Want to see some actual recipes? Check out our Undercooked Recipes.

That's it. Don't sue us. Don't try to sue us. Just... just don't.