Contact Us: Secret Suggestions

Please submit your outlandish, completely-not-bonkers ideas to us. We'll do our best to make them sound like actual suggestions.

What About the Food? (We hear the cafeteria is still serving stale crackers) More Suggestions, Less Common Sense Secret Meeting: Don't Tell Anyone, We Mean It

Disclaimer: We're not actually going to do any of this. Don't get your hopes up, friend.