Containment Status: Critical

We regret to inform you that the containment field is currently in a state of critical failure. Our team is working hard to repair the damage, but in the meantime, please be aware of the following:

• Gravity waves are causing minor distortions in the fabric of space-time.
• The containment field's power levels are at -42%.
• Our backup generators are on standby, but may not be able to compensate for the losses.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your patience as we work to resolve this situation. If you're feeling brave, you can try to navigate to our backup server, but be warned, it may not be... stable.