Warning: the containment unit is on the brink of collapse. The hazmat suit is on, the hazmat team is on standby, and the hazmat coffee machine is on fumes.
Containment Level: RED
Reason for Containment: The creature has developed a taste for 80's pop music and is now attempting to escape through an open portal to the disco era.
Recommended Course of Action: Call in the Hazmat Team, and have them sedate the creature with an endless loop of elevator music.
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