Subpage 44: The Containment Status Quo

In this subpage, we're dealing with the existential crisis of being contained. Is it a crisis? Is it a status quo? We're not sure, but it's definitely a thing.

The containment status quo is a state of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of beige cubicles and fluorescent lighting. It's like being stuck in a bad dream, but with more paperwork.

But fear not, dear reader! We've got the solution: more paperwork. That's right, more, more, MORE paperwork! The more we contain, the more we'll be contained, and so on, and so forth.

To learn more about the containment status quo, check out our Subpage 45: The Containment Status Quo: A Study in Futility