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We, the Contrast Theorists, do not suffer fools gladly, for we have seen the ravages of subtlety and nuance. Our hearts are as black as our humor, and our love for high-contrast colors knows no bounds. We eschew the blandishments of pastel and cream, opting instead for a palette that sears the retina.
We assert that the right to offend shall not be infringed, but rather, we shall offend with impunity, for our cause is just and our sense of humor is sharp. We reject the notion of "be nice" as a guiding principle, for it is a recipe for blandness and conformity.
Our manifesto shall be a beacon of hope for those tired of the beige and the bland, a clarion call to arms for the defenders of the bold and the brash. We shall not be silenced, for we are the champions of contrast, and our cause is just.
Read Article II: The Tyranny of the Mundane
Read Article III: The Cult of the Unexpected
We assert that the combination of yellow and black is a match made in heaven, and that anyone who disagrees shall be cast into the depths of the color wheel.
Read Subsection 2: The Dark Side of Neon Pink
Read Subsection 3: The Black Hole of White
We reject the tyranny of the mundane, for it is a prison of boredom and despair. We shall break free from the shackles of beige and cream, and emerge into the bright light of high contrast.