Controlled Dreaming: Safety Measures

Welcome, dreamer, to the world of controlled dreaming. Here, we take the art of sleeping with your eyes open to new heights.

Brain Wave Therapy: Because who needs sleep when you can ride the waves?

Side Effects: Increased lucidity, heightened awareness, and an existential dread of waking up. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent brain damage. Prolonged exposure may lead to permanent brain damage, but it's worth it.

For those seeking more advanced safety measures, we recommend:

• Neural Implant Registry: Because you never know what your subconscious might try to implant.
• Paranoid Symptom Management: For when your dreams start to get a little too real.

And for those who just want to get out, we have:

Emergency Exit: Because sometimes you just need to wake up, but not too quickly