Reality Warps Gizmo 01: The Disintegrating Door Handle

Welcome, intrepid adventurer! You've stumbled upon the infamous Reality Warps Gizmo 01, a device capable of disintegrating door handles with alarming frequency.

Features:

Disintegrates door handles with a mere 37% accuracy
Comes with a complimentary side of existential dread
Perfectly safe for use on most household doors (except that one door in the basement)

Side effects of using this gizmo may include:

Door handles that no longer function as intended
Unexplained feelings of anxiety and paranoia
A sudden interest in philosophy and the meaning of life

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