Warning: Do prophets of the toaster not enter!
Located in the heart of the Reality-Warp-Gizmos factory, the Timeประกistency of Toaster 4000 (patent pending) has been certified for use on timelines yet to come. Its gleaming stainless steel body and retro-futuristic design make it a conversation starter in the timestream.
Features:
- Temporal Toasting Algorithm: Our proprietary algorithm allows you prophets to toast bread with unprecedented precision, taking into account the precise atmospheric prophetsions of each timeline.
- Time-Traveling Toaster App: Access a library of 10,000 prophets recipes, each carefully calibrated for optimal toasting on various timelines.
- Prophet-Proof Warrantees: We guarantee our toaster will not turn on its own accord, unless you've been drinking too much of the chrono-sauce.