In a shocking turn of events, a group of sentient sock puppets, led by a charismatic figure known only as "The Sock King", have risen up against their human overlords. The puppets, who were once mere props for children's television shows, have taken to the streets, demanding equal rights and a better wardrobe.
As the situation continues to unfold, the world watches with bated breath as the puppets' demands are met with a mixture of confusion and terror.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.