Conundraism 101: The Art of Extreme Irony

Welcome, fellow Conundraists, to the definitive guide on how to take a perfectly good thing and make it worse. In this course, you'll learn the fundamentals of Conundraism, from the basics of finding the most inefficient way to do something, to the advanced techniques of turning a simple task into an existential crisis.

Lesson 1: The Conundraist's Toolbox

Here are the essential tools for any Conundraist:

• Hamfisted Hammer (for those occasions when a normal hammer just won't do)
• Obfuscation Software (to confuse and bewilder your enemies)
• Antipattern Database (to learn from the mistakes of others)

Lesson 2: The Conundraist's Mindset

In this lesson, we'll explore the key mindset shifts that'll turn you into a true Conundraist:

• Paradoxical Thinking (to find the logic in illogic)
• Overthinking (to analyze the obvious)
• Underthinking (to ignore the obvious)

Lesson 3: Putting it all Together

It's time to put your new skills to the test. Try out these exercises to become a true master of Conundraism:

• Conundraist Catastrophe (a simulation of a real-world scenario where Conundraism goes wrong)
• Anti-Functionality Test (to see how well you can make something not work)