As a respected and moderately influential movement, we, Conundraists, promise to: Never make a promise we don't intend to keep. Always wear Brotherly Love on our sleeves. Occasionally make a good-faith effort to be Efficient in our actions. And, if all else fails, Fail Safely with dignity and a good sense of humor.
Join us in this bold and questionable endeavor, and together we shall... well, not quite conquer the world, but at least make our own little corner of it a slightly more interesting place.