Physicists have finally discovered the reason why particles are so particular. You see, they're just trying to get away with their spin in the lab.

But little do they know, the real joke's on them. The Higgs boson is just a boson of laughter.

Why, you ask? Well, it's because it's the only thing that can make matter of fact.

And don't even get me started on Schrodinger's cat. That's just purr-haps the greatest joke ever.