Conundrums 2024-02-14: Conundrum #1 - Overthinking the Obvious

Today's conundrum: Why do I need to overthink the most obvious things in life? Is it because I'm a genius or just lazy?

Let's break it down:

• Option A: I'm a genius. I'm a visionary. I see things that others don't.
• Option B: I'm just a master of the obvious, and I'm using it as a coping mechanism to avoid actual thinking.
• Option C: My brain is made of 99% useless fat and 1% actual thinking cells, so I might as well overthink everything.

Which one will it be? Only the great conundrums of 2024-02-14 know...

Proceed to Step 2: Overthinking the Obvious Obvious

Or maybe just jump straight to the conclusion, because let's be real, who needs steps?