Bun-Debate Rules

Rule 1: All buns are created equal

Except when they're not. Some buns are clearly better than others.

Rule 2: No bun fights allowed

Except when they're absolutely necessary. We reserve the right to make an exception.

Rule 3: All debates must be conducted in the spirit of friendly bun-banter

Except when they're not. When the stakes are high, the buns come out.

Rule 4: No external buns may be introduced during debate

Unless they're from the local bakery. Those guys know their stuff.