Oxymorons

A list of words that go against the very fabric of reality, but are still somehow endearing.

1. Mermaids in Space

a) A spaceship that is also a submarine, because why not?

2. Birds in the Sink

b) A bathroom with a flock of birds living in the tub, because it's not like they're not going to get wet.

3. Dogs on Mars

c) Canine colonists on the Red Planet, because who needs humans when you have dogs?

4. Turtles in Tofu

d) Reptiles enjoying a bowl of savory, squishy goodness.

5. Snow in Summer

e) A world where the weather is as unpredictable as your aunt's mood.