It's a phenomenon that has plagued humanity for centuries: the mysterious disappearance of socks in the wash.
Some theorize it's the work of Sock Ninjas, stealthy agents trained to pilfer your footwear.
Others believe it's the dark magic of Sock Necromancers, who conjure and banish socks with their arcane powers.
But we know the truth: it's just a washing machine's vortex, sucking our socks down to a swirling abyss.