Why Does Nobody Know the Answer to Why Does Gravity Pull Downwards?

It's a question that has puzzled the greatest minds for centuries. Or has it?

According to Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the field of "Things We Should Probably Know But Don't," "Gravity is just a big ol' mystery wrapped in an enigma, dipped in confusion, and served with a side of 'who cares?'"

But don't just take Dr. Bottomsworth's word for it! Visit our Gravitastic Theory subpage for a deeper dive into the world of downward-pulling forces.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, check out our Gravitastic Experiments subpage for some mind-bending, brain-twisting, and sanity-questioning fun.

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