Dear Prophets, sometimes the only way to get a good night's sleep is to pretend you're in a different dimension.
Or maybe just eat an entire jar of wasabi.
Or both, we're not judging.
But seriously, have you considered investing in a good set of earplugs? They're like, really good at blocking out the existential dread.
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