Welcome to the Sock Singularity, where missing socks come to an end. It's a place of stark contrast, where the very fabric of reality is torn asunder by the absence of a single, solitary sock.
As you journey deeper into the Singularity, the air grows thick with the whispers of the missing: 'Where did my sock go?' 'Why did it leave me?' 'Will I ever find it again?'
But fear not, traveler! For in the depths of the Singularity, we have created a machine that will reunite you with your missing sock, or at least, provide a suitable substitute.
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