It's a real thing, we swear. People just can't stop talking about their feelings, but somehow, their socks keep on going.
Some say it's a manifestation of our deep-seated fears about losing our footwear. Others claim it's just a clever ploy by the Sock Overlords to distract us from their sinister plot to steal all our matching sock pairs.
But one thing is certain: we've got the Sock Puppet Phenomenon under the magnifying glass (or should we say, under the sock drawer?) in our exhaustive guide, Socks of Doom.
Want more? Dive deeper into the rabbit hole of sock-filled madness with our Socks of Questions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, join us on our Socks of Justice mission to put an end to this bizarre phenomenon once and for all!