Today's Agenda: A Panel of Utter Doom and Despair

9:00 AM: Welcome and introductions. Please try not to cry.

9:15 AM: The Coffee Machine Malfunctions
9:30 AM: The Project Deadline Looms Larger
12:00 PM: Lunchtime. Don't expect anything edible.
1:00 PM: The Boss Demands More Work for Less Pay
4:00 PM: The Coffee Machine Still Not Fixed

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Important Notice

Please do not attempt to leave the premises during working hours. The exits are sealed. Do not bother trying to call for help, the phone lines are busy.